I had a birthday recently. I guess the freaky birthday fairy I imagined couldn’t deliver the time machine I wished for. I wasn’t asking for the rarest, most intricate model with the special features. Going back 200+ years is not my thing. Sigh. Sob. I just…
I just wanted something simple and easy to use, stripped down to the basics. The one with the raised red “D” button for DO OVER. The one with a huge, backlit keypad so I could be transported to 2013 with the knowledge I have now. Even 2014 or 2015 would work.
I got the one everyone gets. It only moves forward.
